Eight rules.

Games kick off at 08:00 sharp, every Sunday. Location is confirmed by Friday evening via the WhatsApp group and pinned to the Matchday page.

9v9 on a half-sized pitch. Round-robin of 10 15-minute matches across five sides. Team with the best record wins the week. Tiebreakers: head-to-head, goal difference, goals scored.

First come, first served. Cap is 45 players. A waitlist runs in signup order; if a confirmed player withdraws, the next waitlist spot is promoted automatically pending the 5 dollar league fee submitted to commissioner Mohamed Abdelhafez

Captains are consistent week to week where possible. They organize their side, confirm attendance, and report scorelines and goals at full time.

If you signed up and can't make it, withdraw as early as you can so the next waitlist player can slot in. No-shows and late withdrawals are logged.

Arrive by 07:45 for warm-up. Arrivals after 08:00 are logged tardy. Three tardies in a season result in removal from the league.

It is expected you play with your respective teams pinney and return it to the league at end of day. Any types of cleats are allowed, but please be careful.

Respect the pitch, the ref, and each other. No studs up, no dissent. We play hard. We play fair. That's the whole rulebook, really.